Bum Food PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Boxman   
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
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Good bum cooking!
Our friend Drifter shared this culinary find: Hobo Soup.  Claiming origins when a reporter went into the woods to interview hobos about their culture and he was treated to a “home cooked” meal.  A mixture of god knows what ingredients found by the bums, thrown into a pot, boiled until all the bacteria is killed off and then bubbling mix is consumable. No claims on edibility.

This reporter felt that the rest of the world was just waiting for bum cuisine.  I mean who has not wanted to eat like a bum.  It seems that this idea was not snapped up by Del Monte or Chef Boyardee and took years to bring to market. It has been such a hit that it is only available by a website. What!  You mean I can’t pick it up next to the beanie weenie?

The basic principle of a business plan is to find an unfilled niche and fill it.  I don’t know what test marketing or focus group model they used that people responded that they needed cans of food spawned by bums.  What is next Bum Pee Rust Remover made from 100% bum pee with alcohol content so high it burns rust off pipes on contact.

If you are so desperate to eat like a bum walk out your back door. See that big plastic can that you threw your trash into three days ago? Open it up and dig out food and cook that up.  Now you are living like a bum and it did not cost you $60 for a case of 24 cans. That is almost $2.50 a can.  Hey for that much money I can get a can of Wolfgang Puck gourmet soup.




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